Hey you Schmock

I guess you're not Jewish but you know what it means. A little cynical ? Don't you have a single positive statement, at least about my Tyler? He's the explorer of a new, contemporary crowd of people: "The Cosmocrats" (says the Times). Taste, quality, culture, consumption, travel, luxury, rareness, uniqueness.... all these topics were covered in Wallpaper and what a pitty that good old Tyler left.
Yes, a creased towel can ruin your holidays and cellophane noodles may mean your life but the most distinctive characteristic of a Cosmocrat is that you would rather die than looking down to others.
Trainers, white sox and a Stuessy t-shirt don't belong to my definition of good taste but I don't blame Skaters for their existence, I simply don't care. By now my point should be clear: don't judge any cellophane pasta, fake-tan cream, Tyler or any other important invention that make life easier for a Cosmocrat. Otherwise I have to come over to talk Tachles to you!

In respect,


[email protected] free to reply, you Schlemil!