Got to hurry, i'm running short of myself:


Another meme broadcasted by Harald Schmidt: Gentry Lane's weblog.

"I made the mistake of going to the lingerie department at Printemps just before they closed. Throngs of overweight bourgeous French women desperately lunging at the new Dior stockings and bumping me nearly to the ground, just so they could grab as many pairs as their chubby fists could hold and pay before the store closed. I could have been trampled to death. (Death By Bourgeoisie...that's a good name for a novel or a New Wave band)." or "Where else can you pay a perfectly clean and respectable woman to handle your private area while chatting about the weather?" Read it if you like striking modern bon vivantism coupled with cosmopolitan perplexity.